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Coach Dave Daubenmire
June 14, 2007

�Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
�Relax,� said the night man, we are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!�
Hotel California, The Eagles

Hell is a real place. I know most churches and church leaders don�t like to talk about it, but the truth is, hell is real.

You know something else that is real? Paris Hell-ton is on her way there, and she is taking a lot of folks with her.

Perhaps I am wrong there�.I guess no one actually takes someone to hell. That is an individual choice that we all make. But suffice it to say that she is greasing the skids for a lot of young kids who admire her. As I wrote a few months ago after the death of Anna Nicole Smith, the American media is glorifying slutiness, thereby lifting up a promiscuous lifestyle as an example for our daughters to follow. Is it any wonder young girls are so confused? To paraphrase Jesus, the blind are leading the blind and many are heading for the Paris Hell-ton Hotel.

�You can checkout anytime you like, but you can never leave�..�

I was reminded of that this week as I listened to reports of Miss Hell-ton�s journey to the courthouse and subsequent re-incarceration in the L. A. County jail. Although the voyeuristic media cameras that had made her such an icon were not permitted inside the courtroom, voyeuristic play-by-play announcers such as Greta Van Susteren clamored to give us the up-to-date details of the Judge�s rendering. As Greta and her fellow window-peepers ran for the phone, the words of Paris Hell-ton scrolled along the bottom of the screen.

�That�s not right. MOM!!!!!� she reportedly shrieked as they drug her off in handcuffs to serve the remainder of her sentence. When the reporters finally made contact with the studios they replayed for us the horror and fear that Miss Hell-ton was enduring as the deputies drug her away from the safety and security of her insulated, narcissistic, cocoon-of-a-life. Up until then she had lived a life where someone had always been there to protect her, to pay a buck to save her butt, a photographer was there to glorify her sin, a lawyer available to dance with the judge and pay the devil. Well not this time. Miss Hell-ton couldn�t shimmy her rear-end out of this one! The futile cry to her Mommy was all she could muster.


�Wow,� I thought to myself. �That is the way death is going to be for most people. Their whole life they have been plugging away, living life to the fullest, going for all of the gusto, always staying one-step ahead of the posse and trusting that their own goodness would qualify them for heaven.� But judgment day is coming for everyone of us.

Revelation 20:12-15 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works. And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Is anyone warning of this? When was the last time you heard a sermon on hell? Most Churches won�t bring up the subject anymore. It seems as if that is not a very seeker-friendly topic. Instead, like the bubble of protection surrounding Miss Hell-ton the modern church has assured us that Jesus will always be there to bail us out. If the thought of jail sends shivers down one�s spine, think what a glimpse of hell will bring.

Like Miss Hell-ton in an L.A. jail when death comes many are going to cry out in horror at the realization that the jaws of hell are opening wide to welcome them in. Hell is real, and sadly for millions, hell will be home. Good thing they lived their best life now.

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Too bad they didn�t allow cameras into the courtroom. The picture of spiritually depraved Paris Hell-ton begging for her mom to do something would have been a powerful message. What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his own soul? I guess money can�t by everything. Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Anna Nicole Smith, and now Paris Hell-ton are the fruit of �girls gone wild��.cascading towards hell as the paparazzi scramble to record the plunge.

But the ignorance doesn�t stop there. Just walk around your neighborhood and begin to ask people if they are going to heaven. I think that you will be shocked to find that most of them are counting on the fact that they are �a good person� and that because they have tried to live �a good life� God will be gracious.

In fact, I heard that from Paris� friends on the tube the other night. �She is such a sweet person and she doesn�t deserve this treatment. The judge was so unjust.�

Wait until she stands before the righteous judge!

Sorry to pick on Miss Hell-ton, but the media has made her the focus and millions of parents are watching the escapades of the Hell-bound gang and giving thanks that their daughters are �not as bad� as Paris.

But they are deceived. They too have reservations at the Paris Hell-ton Hotel. For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

�For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.� Romans 6:23.

�And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:� Hebrews 9:27.

Miss Hell-ton�s sins are so public. �She is getting what she deserves,� I heard one talk-show pundit gloat, as if his private sins would not one day be exposed. �She deserves to do some time.�

We should all thank God that we don�t get what we deserve.

So, in a week or two Miss Hell-ton will be out. Having done the crime, she will have done the time. She got what she deserved.

What about you? You too will stand before a Judge. When the charges are read what will be your defense? Too whom will you cry?

Luke 13:1-5 �There were present at that season some that told him of the Galilaeans, whose blood Pilate had mingled with their sacrifices. And Jesus answering said unto them, Suppose ye that these Galilaeans were sinners above all the Galilaeans, because they suffered such things? I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and slew them, think ye that they were sinners above all men that dwelt in Jerusalem? I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.�

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On that day as the gatekeepers of hell latch their chains around your neck and drag you away into eternal torment, to whom will you call?

Romans 10: 13-14 �For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard?�

Hell is real, and hell is waiting!

�You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave!�

�Moooommm! That�s not right!�

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Coach Dave Daubenmire, founder and President of Pass The Salt Ministries and Minutemen United, is host of the high octane Pass The Salt radio show heard in Columbus, Ohio.

In 1999 Coach Daubenmire was sued by the ACLU for praying with his teams while coaching high school in Ohio. He now spends his energy fighting for Christian principles in the public domain.

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Like Miss Hell-ton in an L.A. jail when death comes many are going to cry out in horror at the realization that the jaws of hell are opening wide to welcome them in. Hell is real, and sadly for millions, hell will be home. Good thing they lived their best life now.