CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE FAR LEFT
By
Dr. Laurie Roth
November 20, 2009
NewsWithViews.com
Isn’t it wonderful! Thanksgiving is here next week then Christmas will be on its way! We have so much to be thankful for and celebrate, especially those liberals and “special” people. Given how special the far left is, I tried to rewrite a few carols in honor of them.
Gloria in Excelsis Deo
Bailouts
we have heard on high,
Writing checks all through the night.
And the mountains in reply,
Belch up lava in their fright.
Gloria
in excelsis Deo.
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Fannie,
Freddie and AIG,
Umbrella packages, all is free.
Backrubs, latest pedicures,
Millions for the last desert.
Gloria
in excelsis Deo,
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Come
to Washington and see,
Congress taxing you and me.
Fairness doctrine, more abortion rights,
Right is wrong, wake up and fight.
Gloria
in excelsis Deo,
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Silent Night
Silent
night, lonely night,
All is gone, all is a fright.
Don’t recall the mother and child,
School officials will go half wild.
Sleep
in Ramadan peace,
Sleep in Kwanzaa peace.
Silent
night, oh what a sight,
Sharpton in bling, while Obama’s lips are tight.
Kerry dreams for a cool earth plan,
Where Polar Bears rule and Faith is dammed.
Jesus
the Savior is scorned,
Jesus the Savior is scorned.
Silent
night, Say bye bye.
Outlaw the Bible, Preachers die.
Radiant beams of liberal hate,
With the dawn of denials gate.
Obama,
Lord in his eyes,
Obama, Lord in his eyes.
There……never let it be said that conservatives aren’t sensitive to the celebration needs of the far left.
Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas…..Love Laurie Roth (racist, domestic terrorist, Islamaphobe, Homaphobe, birther and antichrist)
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