Alan Stang -- Rightwing Communist Media Caving

RIGHTWING COMMUNIST MEDIA CAVING

by Alan Stang
November 10, 2007
NewsWithViews.com

Regular readers may recall that recently I did a piece called �Your Papers, Please!� It chronicled some of the �false flag� operations in which Washington attacked the American people to create a phony justification for government by perpetual emergency and perpetual war. Since then, I have seen again a 1990 movie based on a Tom Clancy novel entitled, �The Hunt for Red October.�

A Soviet submarine commander is defecting to the United States with his vessel. Sam Neill, his XO, asks him whether the Amerikanskis will let him live in Montana. Sure says Sean Connery. You can live anywhere you like. Then I think I�ll live in Montana, says Sam, get a pickup, maybe a recreational vehicle (this was before SUVs) and drive from state to state. Would they let me do that? Sure, says Commander Connery.

Then XO Neill drops the bomb. Could I drive from state to state without papers? Of course, says Connery. No papers. So, in 1990, a Soviet defector (who could even be a double agent) could drive around this country without papers. Sam was asking because he couldn�t do that in his own country, the Soviet Union. Today, the situation is reversed. Today, say the Soviets, Communism �has collapsed.� Of course, Alan Stang readers know that never happened; but that is what they say. They say they no longer need papers; but here in the United States we soon shall (unless you�re an illegal alien).

This confusing cinematic anomaly could set the context well for a look at the initial death throes of the right wing Communist media. By the way, you will be admitted to this discussion only if you agree with me that the word �media� is plural. It comes from the Greek and the singular is �medium.� There is the radio medium, the newspaper medium, etc. Together, they are the media. As a Dr. No supporter, I believe of course that it�s a free country; you don�t have to agree. If you don�t, goodbye and God bless you. But if you don�t, you will find yourself in a grammatical mess; you could even wind up debating the meaning of �is� or saying things like, �The medium are . . . .�

Where were we? We were talking about the impending implosion of the nation�s right wing Communist media, which consist almost entirely of talk radio hosts like Shallow Sean Hannitwerp, Rush Limbag, the Weiner Nation, Mark Levin, Laura Ingraham, Glenn Beck, etc.

Their lucrative job is to run interference for Communist world government traitor Jorge W. Boosh, to front for the Republicrud Party, to lead a spurious opposition to the left wing Communist media exemplified by extrusions like the Communist News Network and the Communist Broadcasting System, to keep the lid on, to deceive Americans about what Boosh and Company are really doing, to do in the media what so many preachers are doing in the churches.

And they have been succeeding brilliantly for years. They don�t discuss Boosh�s crimes. They don�t discuss funny money and the Federal Reserve. They don�t discuss FDA and Big Pharma�s stranglehold over the health industry. They don�t discuss Big Pharma�s attempt to outlaw vitamins and the suppression of cancer treatments Big Pharma does not control. For years they didn�t discuss the merger of the United States, Mexico and Canada and the new currency called the �Amero.�

They still don�t discuss Nine Eleven. They don�t discuss the income tax. I actually heard Laura say a while back to a caller that she had never heard of the �Treason Highway� that will seize a huge chunk of Texas. Weiner will not tolerate the word �conspiracy.� They have mercilessly ridiculed and dumped on anybody who tries to bring these things up.

They do discuss the invasion of illegal aliens � it is too obvious to avoid � but they do so as if Boosh has nothing to do with it, as if the federal policy that allows and encourages it has nothing to do with him, almost as if Boosh is president of some other, unnamed country. They don�t mention the obvious fact that if Boosh picked up the phone and said, �Stop this at once!� it would stop at once.

As I write, the Ron Paul campaign has pulled off one of the most amazing feats in Republican Party history. In 36 hours, it has raised almost $5 million, dwarfing Mitt Romney�s mark of $3.1 million in January, 2007. The achievement propels Dr. No into the �top tier� of candidates. But the Love Priestess has been listening all day and assures me that she has not heard one right wing Communist talk radio host mention it.

But now the conspiracy for world government is running naked to the finish line. It is very close to victory, but that also means what it is doing is so obvious even the blind can see it. To maintain its credibility, the Prostitute National Press has to say something. There are holes in the dikes. You may recall that, after the 2006 Congressional election, Limbag perorated at length that he no longer would �carry water� for the Republicrud Party, which means he had been a Party water boy all along, just as many of us said.

Now, here comes Glenn Beck, who says he finally has to admit the facts about the North American Union. Glenn has been �agonizing� about those facts for a couple of years. Of course, there was no need to agonize. The government documents that prove it were there for anyone willing to look.

The problem is that former Mexican president Vicente Fox has spilled the refried frijoles. Fox told Larry King, not on Fox, but on the Communist News Network, that the plan is a reality. So now Beck has to admit it, because Fox is certainly la boca del caballo himself. Why and how Fox�s managers chose that venue to make a revelation so important, I can�t imagine. Recently, King interviewed one of the surviving Beatles and forgot which one was his guest. Needless to say, the world famous interviewee was offended. Hey, Larry, wake up! No wonder Arbitron said I had almost twice as many listeners as King in Los Angeles when we went head to head.

The Beck certification that the NAU is very real is a big, new hole in the dike. More and more holes will erupt and the right wing Communist talk hosts don�t have enough fingers to fill them. At some point, the dike will blow and when it does they will stand naked in the sun along with their Republicrud clients and bosses. Lord, how frightening! I really don�t want to see Limbag stand naked in the sun. Laura would be easier to take if she weren�t so bony.

And now here comes Weiner. He runs a show called �The Savage Nation,� and adopts a savage radio persona. But he is not savage; he is in fact a yellow, little puke who is brave only when he can merely push a button and flush you down the tube, but who would cower behind his toy poodle Teddy if confronted in studio. Weiner of course does not discuss any of the subjects I mentioned, but he has called many times for the creation of concentration camps. He lusts for Boosh to bomb Iran.

Recently, Weiner�s pathological vanity got the best of him. Like the other spin masters, he has studiously avoided mentioning Dr. No. Who? Ron Paul? Who is Ron Paul? Yes, Ron is another subject they won�t discuss. They have been pretending he isn�t there, hoping he will go away while his campaign is exploding. But Dr. No won�t cooperate. And Weiner�s childish jealousy erupted; he is furious about Ron�s amazing presidential support � more than $4 million in one day � which leaves Weiner�s half-serious presidential candidacy in the toilet.

He said he would not be surprised were Ron Paul to accompany Sean Penn, the celluloid vacuum head, on a trip to Caracas to visit Hugo Chavez. Hugo is of course the would-be Communist dictator of Venezuela; he talks with Castro often and would like to succeed the waning grease ball as top Communist dog in this hemisphere. It is about as likely that Dr. No would pay his respects in person to Hugo Chavez, as it is that traitor Boosh would visit those two Border Patrol agents he has unjustly imprisoned.

Weiner was trying to create in unknowing, na�ve minds the spurious idea that Ron is on the far left, maybe even that he is sympathetic to or allied with the Communists. He is paid to hate Dr. No�s opposition to the war. You won�t get away with it, Mike. Indeed, we must always be on guard against attempts to befuddle the innocent. For instance, lately I notice that, because of his age (72), commentators are calling Ron �little,� as in �little, old.� Little? I don�t know for sure how tall Ron is, but he is a lot taller than I am and I do know he towers over Weiner, a certified pip squeak who could even be a dwarf.

By the way, all these people do good things � great things � for our troops, for which they deserve praise. Sadly, those things are irrelevant. Our troops are still there, fighting endlessly in an undeclared, illegal war they are forbidden to win, because, in considerable part, right wing Communist talk radio is keeping them there. If our troops were not there, they wouldn�t need the great things Limbag, Laura, Hannitwerp, Weiner & Co. is doing for them.

On a lighter note, according to a preposterous rumor now circulating through the net, Hillary Rodham Clinton is a woman. Of course she is not a woman and never has been. As your Intrepid Correspondent has often explained, she is a womanoid. Confusion is easily inspired because a womanoid often displays some of the superficial characteristics of true womanhood � a more pronounced forecastle and after deck � but in the most essential qualities it is the opposite of a woman. Remember that a womanoid is to a woman as a humanoid is to a human. [Read "A Comprehensive View of Hillary Rodham Clinton"]

I can assure you that the preposterous rumor now circulating through the net is a concoction of the vast left wing conspiracy, which is attempting to generate sympathy to overcome the discovery that when Hillary must face real opposition, she folds. She becomes harsh and screechy and domineering, a classic b---h. It becomes obvious that the only thing she really wants � lusts for � is power.

And, so far, she hasn�t faced real opposition. Obama�s only real appeal to yellow canine Democruds is the fact that he is only half-white and could be a secret Mohammedan; Edwards has an unfortunately sick wife and celebrity hair. The only thing each of them really believes is that he should be President. When Hillaroid climbs into the ring with King Kong � Dr. No � she could come apart.

Is anyone at the top of the Democrud Party still sane? If so, one begins to wonder whether they will give the bull-dyke anointed candidate the nomination. Men can�t stand her. Normal women can�t stand her. Normal women, who do normal, feminine things automatically without needing to think about them, recognize that her studied, scripted attempts to imitate them are nothing more than that. Hillaroid Clinton baking cookies? You�re kidding!

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She is burdened by decades of scandal, her own and her husband�s. And because of her megalomaniacal Communist mentality, new scandals are no doubt waiting to erupt. Kathleen Willey�s new book, Target, tells the story of how Hillary�s rapist husband assaulted her in the Oval Office and how Hillary enables him to do that. With regard to electability, are the Democrud bosses wondering whether the homosexual, Communist, womanoid, sleep-around vote would be enough to put Hillary�s army of dykes and her rapist husband back in the Oval Office?

Alan Stang was one of Mike Wallace�s original writers at Channel 13 in New York, where he wrote some of the scripts that sent Mike to CBS. Stang has been a radio talk show host himself. In Los Angeles, he went head to head nightly with Larry King, and, according to Arbitron, had almost twice as many listeners. He has been a foreign correspondent. He has written hundreds of feature magazine articles in national magazines and some fifteen books, for which he has won many awards, including a citation from the Pennsylvania House of Representatives for journalistic excellence. One of Stang�s expos�s stopped a criminal attempt to seize control of New Mexico, where a gang seized a court house, held a judge hostage and killed a deputy. The scheme was close to success before Stang intervened. Another Stang expos� inspired major reforms in federal labor legislation.

His first book, It�s Very Simple: The True Story of Civil Rights, was an instant best-seller. His first novel, The Highest Virtue, set in the Russian Revolution, won smashing reviews and five stars, top rating, from the West Coast Review of Books, which gave five stars in only one per cent of its reviews.

Stang has lectured in every American state and around the world and has guested on many top shows, including CNN�s Cross Fire. Because he and his wife had the most kids in Santo Domingo, the Dominican Republic, where they lived at the time, the entire family was chosen to be actors in �Havana,� directed by Sydney Pollack and starring Robert Redford, the most expensive movie ever made (at the time). Alan Stang is the man in the ridiculous Harry Truman shirt with the pasted-down hair. He says they made him do it.