I Am A Proud Conspiracy Analyst

By Coach Dave Daubenmire

March 28, 2024

I cannot believe how gullible the average American is. Especially the Christians. That is hard for me to say and probably a hard pill for you to swallow. But Christians, who should be the greatest promoters of Truth, are some of the least informed, brainwashed folks I ever come across.

One of my friends says that Christians are so Heavenly conscious that they are no earth good. Every wicked thing that is happening in this nation is being done with the tacit approval of the Church.

Conspiracy is defined as “ A combination of men for an evil purpose; an agreement between two or more persons, to commit some crime in concert; particularly, a combination to commit treason, or excite sedition or insurrection against the government of a state.”

Spire, (spirit) means air. Con means same or together. Conspire simply means “to breathe the same air.” The Bible warns us of this. Satan leads a conspiracy against the Almighty. It continues to this day. The battle in this nation is not Republican/Democrat, Black/white, Old/Young, Conservative/Liberal. The REAL battle is Satan/Christ. Truth/Lies. Right/Wrong.

It is no more complicated than that.

The Bible spells it our very clearly in Psalm 2.

“Why do the heathen rage, and the people imagine a vain thing? The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and against his anointed, saying, Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us.”

Take counsel together…means to conspire. The wicked are conspiring TOGETHER against the Lord AND HIS ANOINTED. Who are His anointed? Why, that would be GOD’S PEOPLE…those tasked with the responsibility of advancement of HIS Kingdom.

Satan has always wanted to rule over Christ’s throne. That is what the entire battle is about. WHO will rule in this earthly realm…the Prince of Darkness or the King of Kings?

So, the conspiracy is real. The word “theory” simply means “speculation” or idea of how things work. So, a “conspiracy theory” is merely a speculation about the cause and effect of any event or action where two or more people are involved.

If you have a brain then you are a “conspiracy theorist,” trying to figure out the cause and effect of a particular event. Do we call believers in Darwinian Evolution conspiracy theorists when they clearly are? They are a group of two or more people working together to “speculate” on where man came from.

Being a “conspiracy theorist” is a good thing. It means you can think…and investigate. Too bad our public schools no longer teach children HOW to think, but instead WHAT to think. But, of course, even saying that makes me a “conspiracy theorist” against government schools.

Get it?

So, this morning, a barge knocks a half-mile long bridge into the bay and anyone who has the brains to question how such a thing could happen immediately is labelled a…you got it…conspiracy theorist. Questioning the OFFICIAL story is no longer permitted. Remember this line…I’m from the government and I am here to help…do you still believe that whopper?

Can you say Fauci, covid, masks, 911, JFK, 3^rd tower, horse paste, The Lone Gunman, Roswell crash, Nephilim Giants, Darwinism, Chemtrails, Obama’s birth certificate, Weapons of Mass Destruction, The Illuminati, Russian Collusion, death of Princess Di, Sany Hook, Bombing of Pearl Harbor, trust the government, close the church to stop the spread…I’m sure you could add a few more…

BTW…Isn’t that what they accused the women at the empty tomb of…spreading conspiracy theories?

Did you know that the phrase “Conspiracy Theory” was popularized by the CIA to bolster the official narrative of the assassination of JFK and to silence the voice of anyone who believed what they saw with their own two eyes…back and to the left…

Until we understand the world from a SPIRITUAL perspective, we will never figure out what is really happening in this earthly realm. What is the mantra of the occultists …as above, so below? Perhaps it is time we took the Luciferians seriously. They are real and most of the Christian world has no understanding of what has happened to our world. Non-believers rule Washington and we expect them to tell us the Truth. Really?

The ULTIMATE insurrection is underway. It has been going on for over 2000 years.

We must admit that we have been tricked…fooled…bamboozled by the dark side. Christians, open your Spiritual eyes! Let the Holy Spirit guide you into all TRUTH. As I often tell my friends…I was born at night…but it wasn’t last night!

Aren’t you tired of begging evil men to do good? Wake up Christian!! The war is raging all around us! Our battle is not against flesh and blood.

Trust but verify.

I am a proud conspiracy analyst.

E-Mail Dave Daubenmire: ptsalt@gmail.com