You Might Be A Democrat or Liberal If…

By Dennis L. Cuddy, Ph.D.

January 2, 2024

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy has become famous by doing a routine that begins with “You might be a redneck if….” Below is a similar routine regarding Democrats or Liberals.

You might be a Democrat or Liberal if…

You believe President Franklin Roosevelt did not know about the Pearl Harbor attack in advance.
You believe Communists can be trusted.
The term “spending limits” is not in your vocabulary.
You believe in voting early and often on election days.
You believe in homosexual marriages.
You support illegal immigration.
You support illegal drug use (cocaine, etc.).
You don’t have the right to say a prayer in public school.
You believe public schools should not teach biblical values but rather situation ethics.
You believe bias in news reporting is acceptable as long as it is against Trump.
You believe pro-Trump insurrection at the nation’s capitol is wrong, but 100,000 rioters taking over the capitol of Wisconsin is “a meaningful display of democracy in action” (Nancy Pelosi’s statement).
You believe a pro-Trump insurrection at the nation’s capitol is wrong, but an insurrection against Trump at the White House (August 2020) is acceptable.
You believe insurrections across the nation against Trump’s policies at the southern border are acceptable (Nancy Pelosi’s view).
You believe rigging an election is acceptable if it is against Trump (https://steelonsteel.com/2021/04/14/dr-robert-epstein-searching-for-bias/
You believe committing fraud in an election is acceptable if it’s against Trump (“Meet the Technology That’s Uncovering 2020’s Voter Fraud,” by Jay Valentine in AMERICAN THINKER, November 29, 2021).
You believe the Second Amendment does not mean one has the right to defend oneself with a gun.
You will give women the right to violently kill their own babies in the womb.
You believe President Clinton’s illicit sex and lying should be overlooked.
You believe in racial-balanced bussing even though it massively discriminates against blacks.
You would prohibit the Ten Commandments on public property, but allow pagan deities (e.g., Vulcan in Birmingham, Demeter in Maryland at a cost of $75,000 in taxpayer money, Quetzecotl in San Jose at a cost of $500,00 in taxpayer money, etc.).