LETS SING A LITTLE FAR LEFT CHRISTMAS CHEER
By
Dr. Laurie Roth
December 12, 2008
NewsWithViews.com
Joy to the World
Joy
to the world, Obama has come
Let earth warm up and sing,
Let every heart prepare some room,
Pelosi and taxes sing,
Pelosi and taxes sing
Kill more babies, let nature sing
Joy
to the earth, lets worship trees
Lets outlaw eating meat
Make fields and floods,
Then blame it on God’s love,
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat the sounding joy,
Repeat, repeat the liberal noise.
No
more let sins and sorrows grow,
Let sex take over schools,
Make prayer a crime,
Pastors can’t hide,
Far as the curse is found,
Far as the curse is found,
Christians back in your closet and not a sound
Elits
rule the world with money and force,
And makes the nations prove,
That freedom doesn’t work
Government will heal the hurt
We’ll make talk radio run,
We’ll make Christians shunned,
And wonders, wonders, lets draw more blood
Away in the Manger
Away
in the manger, no dimes for some bread,
World hunger is taking our taxes instead,
The tyrants are glowing, their yachts are in use
Their starving masses as usual will lose,
Rights
are all glowing, the manger scene quakes,
The atheist statue, screams nothings at stake.
I love thee oh congressman, look down from the sky,
And celebrate egos ten miles high.
Oh
pay for my car,
And pay for my house.
Close by me forever,
Asleep on my couch.
Bless
all the dear children,
Those left still alive.
We’ll teach them new history
Those that can survive.
Silent Night
Silent
night, lonely night,
All is gone, all is a fright.
Don’t recall the mother and child,
School officials will go half wild.
Sleep
in Ramadan peace,
Sleep in Kwanzaa peace.
Silent
night, oh what a sight,
Sharpton in bling, while Clinton’s lips are tight.
Kerry dreams for a cooler earth,
Where Polar Bears rule and Faith is dammed.
Jesus
the Savior is scorned,
Jesus the Savior is scorned.
Silent
night, Say bye bye.
Outlaw the Bible, Preachers die.
Radiant beams of liberal hate,
With the dawn of denials gate.
Obama,
Lord in his eyes,
Obama, Lord in his eyes.
Angels We have Heard on High
Bailouts
we have heard on high,
Writing checks all through the night.
And the mountains in reply,
Belch up lava in their fright.
Gloria
in excelsis Deo.
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Fannie,
Freddie and AIG,
Umbrella packages, all is free.
Backrubs, latest pedicures,
Millions for the last desert.
Gloria
in excelsis Deo,
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Come
to Washington and see,
Congress taxing you and me.
Fairness doctrine, more abortion rights,
Right is wrong, wake up and fight.
Gloria
in excelsis Deo,
Gloria in excelsis Deo.
Have a Merry Christmas and remember the real reason for the season!
Merry
Christmas,
Laurie Roth
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