by Lee Duigon

July 11, 2024

Several commentators have likened “President” Joe Biden to a corpse. One even said she’d still vote for him if even he were dead. Maybe it shouldn’t count: this person is a celebrity.

Uh… What if he already is a corpse?

Let’s scoot over to the annual “New Champions” (of what?) conference in China, where Klaus Schwab, head honcho of the World Economic Forum, made some pertinent remarks… about taking over the world, I think it was.

Swab—I’m sorry; did I call him “Swab”? What got into me?—suggested, as meekly as only he can, that the whole human race must be “forced into collaboration” with his beloved globalists—although if we’re being forced, then it isn’t really collaboration, is it?

So he wants to force us. How? He’ll have to borrow an army somewhere. Well, they were going to depopulate the planet anyway. And suddenly we get an inkling of how useful a president, dead but still in office, might be.

Schwab suggested that no more elections would be held, because we wouldn’t need them anymore. Come on—ignorant plebs choosing their own governments? That’s how you wind up with Donald Trump in office, isn’t it? Better to just not have elections anymore. Everybody in office now can stay in office. Forever. Experts whom you never heard of, and never will, will run your country for you. It’s the best way. It’s Science!

Mr. Swab has also voiced his support for brain implants which will let the government monitor everyone’s brain waves. Here again, Joe Biden is the best kind of leader: no brain waves at all, no worries of him getting up to any mischief. They’ll just write his speeches for him and roll them out his mouth—rather like an old-fashioned player piano. He doesn’t have to know what he’s saying.

But the rest of you plebs—watch out! Your brain waves will rat you out every time you think an unauthorized dissenting thought. And then it’s off to camp for you! Someone will want to buy your organs… when China runs out of Uighurs.

All these innovations, says Whatsisname, will lead to a Fourth Industrial Revolution and paradise on earth for everyone deemed worthy to keep on living. No more Climate Change Denial! No more trying to weasel out of it when they want to change your gender. Welcome to Universal Obedience. Or should I say “Collaboration”?

STOP PRESS! I can hardly believe no one else has seen fit to praise SloJo’s greatest accomplishment as president.

Ever since the debate, and despite the fact that much of the country is sweltering in a brutal heat wave, the chatter about Biden’s fitness to remain in office has swept Climbit Change right off the Internet—a truly Herculean feat.

He’s stolen the show. Like, “What Climate Change? What Global Warming?” We’re talking about a guy who can hardly find his way off the stage having custody of the nuclear launch codes. He goes to bed at 8 p.m. and nothing important or scary had better happen in the world till he gets up whenever. Oh, he has a team standing by; but we don’t know who’s on it. No one that we voted for.

But what the heck? We aren’t going to need elections anymore, are we?

I have discussed these and other topics throughout the week on my blog, http://www.leeduigon.com/ . Click the link and drop in for a visit; it’s not like you’ve got to find some time to vote. My articles can also be found at www.chalcedon.edu/ .

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