“The truth is so rare that it is delightful to tell it.” —Emily Dickinson
“The purest of evils is the one that parades itself as virtue.” —Chinese proverb
With the possibility that the forces of Libtardism may re-occupy our capitol city at some date in the future, this glossary of words and phrases has been created to better enable English- speaking residents to comprehend the Libtard language. This glossary is roughly organized into different subject matters.
LIBTARD TERM OR PHRASE, FOLLOWED BY THE ENGLISH TRANSLATION
white person: a pigmentationally disabled individual
white people: the evil people subsidizing everyone else
wigger: a pigmentationally challenged person whose heart and lips are still in the right places
racist: any white person who has a racial identity
victim of racism: any successfully convicted defendant
interracial black crimes: street crimes
interracial white crimes: hate crimes
ethnic cleansing: shooting your black assailant
social justice warrior: Antifa thug
gentle giants: thugs with less than two homicides
black fathers: MIAs
Black Lives Matter: the sanctity of black lives, unless black people are doing the killing
prejudice: making a judgement you don’t like something
police tyranny: the thin blue line
racial harmony: whites who die quietly
Jews: God’s chosen people, because they said so
anti-Semite: any person who notices someone is Jewish
Nazi: any person who disagrees with a Jew
Israel: a place where we send $3 billion a year and get oranges and angry Arabs in return
Jewish colonization of Palestine: a divinely ordained colonization
European colonization of America: racist imperialism
AIPAC: U.S. Government Treasury
The Knesset: U.S. Government Command Center
The U.S.S. Liberty: a form of amnesia
Righteous Gentile: any member of the U.S. Congress
Progressive/Liberal/Democrat: Bolshevist
federal judges: Bolshevists appointed to office
lobbyists: any of a variety of prostitutes
Congressmen: See preceding definition
The Democratic Party: The Manson Family
The GOP: A slur word for elephants
Capitol Hill: The Mustang Ranch
District of Columbia: Dodge City
the American public: gerbils
tax obligation: wealth redistribution
women’s reproductive rights: a woman’s right to kill her baby
pest control: abortion
women’s health clinic: abortion mill
eldercare: third trimester abortions
men’s reproductive rights: a man’s right to pay 20 years of child support
Equal Rights for Women: the 98% of the military’s body bags filled by men
free love: free venereal diseases
miscegenation: single white motherhood
gay rights: a pain in the ass
animal rights: KFC menu
CO2 emissions: flatulence
nursing home: storage for old people
senior services: euthanasia
freedom of speech: the right to express ideas I agree with
justice: social engineering
equal justice under the law: preferences codified into law
democracy: mob rule
liberalism: mass delusion
immigrants: undocumented Democrats
illegal immigrants: uninvited colonists
assimilation: the process by which Westerners acclimate to their engulfment by the Third World
immigration enforcement: open borders
undocumented worker: illegal alien
uninvited houseguest: burglar
pinatas: loaded, discarded baby diapers, often used to decorate barrio sidewalks
refugee: invader with a good cover story
H1-B visa holders: imported scabs
Johnson’s 1965 immigration laws: D-Day for the Western World
diversity: cultural chaos
cultural enrichment: colonization subsidized by your tax dollars
freedom fighter: terrorist
Nelson Mandela: See preceding definition
Winnie Mandela: Nelson, plus a tire necklace and minus the penis
Hillary Clinton: a red herring
Ruth Bader Ginsburg: the less pretty sister of Margaret Hamilton
Artificial Intelligence: Maxine Waters
Maxine Waters: proof Congress has an Affirmative Action Program
Nancy Pelosi: a highly regarded D.C. proctologist
Madeleine Albright: a woman entrusted with the foreign policy of the most powerful nation in the world, who was unable to discern that her family is Jewish
Barack Obama: a black man who won a Nobel Prize because his melanin imbued him with magical powers
President Obama: President Osama
Elizabeth Ann Warren: Chieftess Crazy Squirrel
Satan: Donald J. Trump
Martin Luther King Jr. : Jesus
Maya Angelou: Mrs. Jesus
Angela Davis: Mrs. Jesus with PMS
James Watson: proof that statements of truth are no defense
Jerry Springer: the best historical argument for restrictive immigration legislation
Katharine Graham: a woman who won a Pulitzer for owning the Washington Post
The Washington Post: The Compost
The New York Times: The Jerusalem Post
Hollywood: West Jerusalem
former Hollywood celebrities: politically incorrect movie stars
adoption agencies for celebrities: rent-a-pet programs
black themed films: noble Negro movies
TV court shows: forums for determining which of six men is a baby’s daddy
TV talk shows: See preceding definition
U.S. court system: See preceding definition
ebonics: the language used by litigants in these proceedings
Mainstream Media: Politburo `
welfare: tax-funded vagrancy
Twelve Step Programs: clubs for professional cripples
unisex bathrooms: businesses that can’t afford urinals
gender fluid: gender clueless
racial dignity: a rumored historical mental condition which cannot be substantiated as having existed
white guilt: a mental condition caused by a melanin deficiency
miscegenation: erasing centuries of bloodlines for two minutes of pleasure
Equal Employment Opportunity Employer: an employer whose devotion to equality is demonstrated by his use of racial preferences
The play “Hamilton”: American history in blackface
Diversity: A euphemism for extinction
Multiculturalism: See preceding definition
“Changing demographics”: See preceding definition
“Nation of Immigrants”: See preceding definition
“Rainbow Nation”: See preceding definition
Affirmative Action: legalized discrimination
special education: tax-funded baby sitting
U.S. Public School System: See preceding definition
history: revisionist history
white history: the story of how white people ruined America
slaveholding vampires: the founding fathers
black history: the story of how black people built America
Hispanic countries: countries for mestizos
Asian countries: countries for yellow people
Arab countries: countries for Arabs
African countries: countries for black people
white countries: countries for everyone
California: the northwest province of Mexico
Las Vegas: Sodom and Gomorrah with room service
Puerto Rico: America’s future
agism: acknowledging that old people can be ugly
racism: acknowledging that black people can be annoying
specism: acknowledging that animals are tasty
xenophobia: wanting to keep your own country
homophobia: wanting children to have parents of two different genders
socialism: making your money mine
capitalism: your money that belongs to me
empathy: virtue signaling
inclusiveness: reverse discrimination
hate (as a noun): any opposing opinion
reactionary (as an adjective): commonsensical
truth: propaganda
enlightened thinking: political correctness
tolerance: declining to complain about a lack of lubricant
“Do the right thing.” / “Do what we want.”
“With all due respect…” / “What I say next will disrespect you….”
“Resigned to spend more time with his family.” / “He was fired.”
“Be a team player.” / “Eventually, we’re going to get around to raping you.”
“You’re starting to sound like a racist.” / “I’ve run out of rational arguments.”
“You’ll spend eternity knowing that you got on the right side of history.” / “You’ll spend eternity staring at the bottom of a coffin lid.”
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